Might be a troll if ..
your computer command keys consist of “copy & paste”
you believe your computer screen and bathroom mirror are interchangeable
your resume’ lists “on-line editor” under job experience 
your speech therapist is Bugs Bunny
your child’s first word spoken is “google”
you have “pizza delivery” on speed dial
your family tree lists you as “reputable source”
your drivers license identifies you by your screen name
your comments are not “on topic.”
you are told your comments are offensive.
your comments are annoying.
you post pornography
inmate at the state correctional institution
you’ve been banned from several blogs and forums
you post incoherrent gibberish
you contribute nothing to the topic of discussion
you are on the internet 24/7
you are a member to more than 4 blogs or forums
you resort to name calling in response to criticism
post the same information over and over in effort to make a point
can’t agree to disagree
your only vocabulary is STFU Idiot
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June 8, 2009 at 10:17 am
You might be a TROLL if:
your only defense is “WTF”
Sooooooooooo WTH?
June 8, 2009 at 11:04 am
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June 8, 2009 at 10:11 am
You might be a TROLL if:
you blog from your cell on your attorney’s lap-top
Jose Baez is your mentor
you confuse JB with BJ
you reference Dramatica instead of Britannica
your favorite game is “Simon” says
you fantasize about “Pickles”
you believe “spell-check” is a financial problem
your avatar is your only family photo
you consider last nights wet dream a psychic ability
you collect SSI for your “hemorrhoid disability”
you believe the toll bridge fees entitle you to a new roof
your DC number is listed as your address